No matter how hard you try, you can’t escape the Kardashians. It’s like a dream you can’t wake up from. Everywhere you look you see Kim Kardashian’s butt or Kylie Jenner’s lips. Not to mention their faces (and bodies) are plastered everywhere: from QuickTrim to Skecher’s ads, and now coloring books!

Finally, for a mere $13 you can actually enjoy bonding time with the children in your life while immersing them in kolorful Kardashian kulture. “There’s been a resurgence in coloring books for adults, and I was surprised that Kim Kardashian didn’t have one yet. I was inspired by flipping through a friend’s copy of Selfish, [and] I thought it would be a fun idea if I transformed her selfies into a coloring book,” says Christina Lee, kreator of the Kim K koloring book. The world thanks you Christina Lee, for blessing us with the most glamorous coloring book ever. “They really need to extend their line of coloring books,” says sophomore Jessica Garcia. “Heck for $13 I better get some Kendall and Kylie too.” While Lee hasn’t confirmed whether she will continue her koloring book line, there’s still hope. In the meantime, you can pray to Kanye and maybe you’ll get another book (hopefully Kris Jenner).

But is simply coloring a Kardashian really enough? Why not be one? Well thank Yeezus, now you can! For $2.99 a month (each Kardashian sold separately) you can have access to all of their sekrets. From the products they’re using to the music they’re listening to, these apps allow you to channel your inner Kardashian. Have an extra $3,500 laying around? Well you’re in luck, because that’s the estimated price of Kylie Jenner’s complete look, which you can now copy! “Anyone who wants to look like a Kardashian in the first place needs help, let alone spend over $3,000 for it,” says sophomore Kiera Wilson. Looking for something a little more feasible? US Weekly reports it only costs $1,600 to look like a cheap Kylie.

Since 2007, we’ve followed the Kardashian’s lives like a religion. For years we dreamed of having a sweet sixteen party as lavish as Kendall’s and getting a boyfriend as terrific as Scott Disick. Sadly, for most of us, that didn’t happen. But with recent inventions, we’re able to feel more kontent with our lives. While we’ll never be as glamorous as a Kardashian, today’s innovations can bring us somewhat kloser.