Horoscope: Taylor Swift Edition

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Avah M., Executive Editor

With Cuffing Season on the horizon, love lives everywhere are about to be changed. There’s no better (or reliable) way to predict the future of your romantic relationships than turning to the stars and letting Taylor Swift tell you how things will fare.

Aries (March 21-April 20): Picture To Burn

You’re impulsive Aries, which means you’ll take whatever you can get. Instant love isn’t always the best choice though, and it might leave you as a side piece this season. Of course, this realization won’t be as disappointing when you realize the opportunity for some petty revenge: trashing their house, keying that stupid old pickup truck they never let you drive, the basics. Just make sure this Cuffing Season doesn’t leave you in handcuffs (unless you’re in to that).

Lyric for Your Love Life: “I’m just sitting here planning my revenge”

Taurus (April 21-May 21): Mine

Security is important to you Taurus, which means you won’t commit until you are 100% sure they’re the one. There will be hours of Insta-stalking and asking everyone what they know about that special someone. But once you decide to put your guard down, you’ll wonder how you guys didn’t start dating sooner. Just make sure your jealousy doesn’t get the best of you: although they’re your significant other, they’re not literally yours.

Lyric for Your Love Life: “You learn my secrets and figure out why I’m guarded”

Gemini (May 22-June 21)22

There’s no time to settle for one when you can have them all Gemini. Infidelity is in– just ask the hipsters. Your inconsistencies will earn you the title of “heartbreaker” (among other names) and you’ll wear it proudly. The harder-to-get they play the more you’ll want them. Just make sure you aren’t crossing any lines or being completely careless, other people have feelings.

Lyric for Your Love Life: “You look like bad news, I gotta have you”

Cancer (June 22-July 22): White Horse

You’re sensitive Cancer, which means you’re new boo is in for a surprise once they get to know you. You pay special attention to all the little things: what they wear, the way their texting style changed, literally everything. By the end of it, you’ll be drowning in a pile of your own tears while your ex swims away. You need someone who understands your emotions, so be patient and keep your head up, even when things don’t work out.

Lyric for Your Love Life: “I’m gonna find someone someday who might actually treat me well”

Leo (July 23-August 21): Blank Space

You’ll be calling the shots this Cuffing Season Leo. You don’t have time for a significant other who doesn’t enable your vanity: if people aren’t calling you #goals, its time to break up. That’s not to say you won’t give your relationships your all, but if they aren’t putting in the effort, why should you? You’re ready for something serious, now you just have to find that perfect someone with the same mindset (which could take awhile).

Lyric for Your Love Life: “So it’s gonna be forever or it’s gonna go down in flames”

Virgo (August 22-September 23): You Belong With Me

You know what you want Virgo. You’ve compared yourself to all the competition and reached one simple conclusion: you are perfect for them. But of course, your modesty means you could never say that to them, so you spend your time daydreaming instead. Stop being so shy and put yourself out there- you never know until you try.

Lyric for Your Love Life: “Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find that what you’re looking for has been here the whole time”

Libra (September 24-October 23): Look What You Made Me Do

You know your worth Libra and you’ll only accept the best. You’ll find a special someone, but it will take awhile to figure out if they’re really worth your time. Don’t be too demanding. Don’t settle either. You know your self-worth, so if they aren’t appreciating you for all that you are, leave them.

Lyric for Your Love Life: “Sorry, the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now”

Scorpio (October 24-November 22): Bad Blood

A special someone will catch your attention Scorpio, only there’s a catch: they’re unavailable (whether it’s literally or emotionally). But you love a good challenge and you won’t stop until you have what you want. This could leave you with some enemies well after Cuffing Season is done, but you’re okay with that because you’re used to people envying you.

Lyric for Your Love Life: “So if you come in my way just don’t”

Sagittarius (November 23-December 22): Shake It Off

Your love life is a jumble of miscommunications and temptations Sagittarius, and this Cuffing Season is no exception. You love your freedom, but you’re low-key ready to start a commitment. You’ll gravitate towards the one’s who are as free as you, but you’ll be surprised when you fall for the one who keeps you grounded. Just remember to stay honest: commitment can be scary, but its worth it with the right person.

Lyric for Your Love Life: “I go on too many dates, but I can’t make them stay”

Capricorn (December 23-January 20): Should’ve Said No

Normally you’re pessimistic Capricorn, but you have a good feeling about that special someone. Unfortunately, your carelessness is about to result in a tragic heartbreak; whether its your heart breaking or theirs, you’ll never look at relationships the same. Don’t be cynical though, you’re not going to die alone (you just might be single for a little longer than you’d like).

Lyric for Your Love Life: “You should’ve thought twice before you let it all go”

Aquarius (January 21-February 19): We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together

Brutal honesty is your specialty, which can lead other to think you’re heartless Aquarius. You crave independence, so the moment that special someone starts to get too clingy, you’ll leave them. This can make for some uncomfortable conflicts: crying, Twitter subtweets, you know the deal. You’re completely detached though, so their coping mechanisms will leave you unbothered.

Lyric for Your Love Life: “We are never getting back together, like, ever”

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Wildest Dreams

This Cuffing Season will be the kind that most people only dream about Pisces. There will be cute dates and PDA and late night talks, making you the ideal couple. But are things really that good? Make sure you’re looking at the reality of things: sure it’s sweet that you go out to dinner, but what’s not so sweet is when they show up an hour late. Use your intuition.

Lyric for Your Love Life: “You see me in hindsight tangled up with you all night”