I’m an Egyptian Ram, but I Don’t Live in a Pyramid
Deserts, pyramids, mummies, temples? Egypt is so much more than that. Yeah okay it is deserts, pyramids, mummies and temples but its also amazing food and the best desserts you will ever try. The Egyptian culture is so amazing and kind. Every time you go to a house, the home is always so welcoming and you already know that theres ALWAYS a feast of all kinds of food AND dessert.
Egypt is very poor and overcrowded, anywhere you walk theres always hustlers and children always trying to sell you the most random stuff, and wether you like it or not they are not gonna leave you alone. You’d think you could get a break but even on a cruise ship people will get on a little boat and pull up next to the cruise ship and launch that on the ship for you to try on the things.
Lets take a moment to appreciate the food over there because lemme just tell you its better than chick fil a… I think that proves my point. The Ice creme there… you don’t understand its a whole other level of creamery, freshness, and just the best taste of flavors in general. Cold stone could never. Don’t get me started on the chips because oh my goodness they have the best flavors that you can’t find anywhere else. They’re just a blast of flavor in your moth in every bite and you can’t find them anywhere else. I mean sure you could order them off amazon but I think its pretty self explanatory why I don’t buy my Egyptian chips from amazon.
Now to the scary side of Egypt… the driving. Did you know Egypt doesn’t have rules or speed limits on most of the roads? Yeah I know scariest moments of my life. When your on the road of Egypt you better be praying for some protection or something because you will need it. Especially when the roads are so bad, theres potholes everywhere and no its not your average Florida pothole its a a deep dong ditch. Then theres a speed bump every where you go even in the highway so you go up down up down and the speed bumps aren’t even so one side of the car goes up the other side goes down so now we got up down left right up down left right and now we really rollercostering.
All jokes aside, Egypt is beautiful and has amazing sights to see that you can’t see anywhere else in the world including the buttload of temples, visit some pharaohs, and you already know about the pyramids AND DONT TELL ME THAT THE ALIENS BUILT THEM. So yeah thats a little glimpse of Egypt, land of the mummies.