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Holy Trinity of Wombs

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The Kardashians are back again- firmly implanting themselves into the uterus of pop culture news. Not just one or two of these “kultural kweens”, but three Kardashians are pregnant! You may be wondering: is this all just a publicity stunt? Regardless of any speculation regarding the triple pregnancy, one thing is indisputable: the Kardashians know how to make money off of any controversy.

The idea that three of the most famous sisters in the world could become pregnant at the same time seems impossible to most, but what a lot people don’t know is that the Kardashians can do ANYTHING. Technically speaking, not all three of these sisters are pregnant. This comes from Kim using a surrogate, meaning someone else is carrying her child. If you are an avid watcher of “Keeping up with the Kardashians”, then you know that Kim cannot have any more children. This is because if she attempted to carry another child, there could be complications with the baby, and either her, the baby, or both could die.  Junior Delaney Deleporte said, “I think it’s great how Kim is using a surrogate. It shows that there are other ways to have a baby.” With all of this baby fever going around, you better believe that the must-have, new trend is newborns.

A conspiracy surrounding the Kardashian pregnancies has surfaced revolving around the idea that the Kardashians planned this elaborate baby boom bonanza. Some people are saying they all planned to get pregnant at the same time. Others are saying they all used this for publicity and attention (even though they already have enough of that) and there are a few who believe that this is nothing unordinary. “ I think that it’s all just a big coincidence- that all three of them are pregnant. They couldn’t plan something like this,” said junior Maddie Wiley.

Could the Kardashians be planning to take over the baby world with their trifecta of pregnancies? Or could this all just be a spontaneous occasion where three of the most well known sisters are each having a baby at the same time? . All the Kardashian’s plans for baby domination are falling into place and no can stop it.

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