Horoscope: The Influencer Edition


Kaavya S., News Editor

Social media features all types of people, from the daily vlogger to the crazy conspiracy theorist. So, which influencer is your zodiac sign?

Aries (March 21-April 20): Jeffree Star

Like Jeffrey Star, most people act like they despise you, yet they still associate with you (or in the case of Jeffrey Star, use you for your fame and fortune). People love to hate you. Even though you know this, you try your best to maintain these fake friendships, which reflects your need for security and reassurance.

Taurus (April 21-May 20): Emma Chamberlain

Your trendy style says it all. You’re always down for a good time, especially when you’ve got your Starbucks and you are jamming out in your car. Even though you may rub others the wrong way at times, you keep doing you. Big things are in store for you and you are just getting started.

Gemini (May 21-June 21): Cameron Dallas

People tend forget about you, mostly because you haven’t done anything great with your life besides using your good looks to scam people. You try to have a hint of personality- a few funny vines- but to most it comes across as annoying.

Cancer (June 22-July 22): Jake Paul

Although lonely at times, success in your path. When you set your mind to it, you get the job done. Underneath your hard exterior, there is someone that just wants to be loved. However, you’re also really great at getting revenge and creating diss tracks, which comes in handy when you want that certain someone to see what they’re missing.

Leo (July 23-August 23): Cody Ko

You are basically the class-clown and everyone loves you. Your jokester personality might make you seem like a slacker.  But at the end of the day, you do what you need to do: roasting people and using your smarts. You know there’s a time to have fun and a time to be serious though, which puts you in a position to take initiative when you need to.

Virgo (August 24-September 23): Miranda Sings

Trying to disassociate from you is impossible. For some odd reason though, people keep coming back to you- it must be the personality. Although you think you are the best at any and everything, you are probably the worst. Humor is your key feature and it what you use to draw people in.

Libra (September 24-October 23): Jenna Marbles

You might be a bad influence, but you’re the O.G. and insightful about almost everything. Even though your crazy hairstyles might intimidate some, you’re always willing to help anyone. Another one of your key characteristics is your love of animals, especially dogs. However, people need to watch their backs because if they cross you, they’re toast.

Scorpio (October 24-November 22): Shane Dawson

You only have time for practical things: creating conspiracy theories. Needless to say, you’re the YouTube mastermind–although sometimes you’re too smart for your own good. What’s crazy though is how well you understand people–you create connections as well as you create conspiracy theories.

Sagittarius (November 23-December 21): David Dobrik

You’re the one everyone aspires to be. However, all the attention can be exhausting, especially when you’re constantly getting kicked out of your house for the destruction of property. At the end of the day, you only want one special girl and everyone knows that. There may be a ripple in your love life right now, but your friends have your back and things should fall into place soon.

Capricorn (December 22-January 20): PewDiePie

You prefer the nicer things in life and sometimes your remarks and aggressiveness get you into trouble. You do not know the proper time when to close your mouth and you tend to get in the middle of an unrelated fight. You’re bad at solving issues, especially if they’re your own.

Aquarius (January 21-February 18): Trisha Paytas

On the outside, people think you’re a little crazy, but in reality, you’re actually the most insane person out there. Even though you’re nuts, your original music and dance moves are irresistible. Trisha, we need more from you! Hopefully, you’ve stopped having your nervous break downs now that you have found your soul mate.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Lele Pons

People run just to avoid you, but this is very difficult when you’re always popping up. If you weren’t so deceitful, maybe people would like you more. You never hide your true colors. You cherish your independence and uniqueness despite what others say.