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Why Are You So Offended?

Why Are You So Offended?

March 1, 2017

Do you ever find yourself laughing at jokes not many others find funny? Do people say you make "crude" jokes, and that what you just said was messed up? Then you probably have gallows humor! (or you're just mean). Gallows humor is grim and ironic in a hopeless or desperate situation. It can be used...

Fighting Back in Code Reds?

Fighting Back in Code Reds?

Ryan L., Staffer

January 23, 2017

Code reds are terrifying drills that evoke fear in students all around the country.  Hiding under desks and tables and hoping not to have a shooter walk into your classroom is quite horrifying, but the fear doubles when your teachers and administrators are training you to attack the intruder. Students...

Mother Nature Officially Monetized

Mother Nature Officially Monetized

Ryan E., Sports Editor

January 23, 2017

It was announced early this morning that Mother Nature finally accepted the terms of the contract with A Large Company. Billions of people worldwide are devastated that she gave in, feeling the deal is one sided. As a part of the agreement, Mother Nature will sacrifice all of her beauty: dense fores...

Why Obama Was a Great President

Why Obama Was a Great President

Zoya M., Staff Writer

January 18, 2017

    Obama may be one of the coolest presidents in the history of America. He's got awesome teeth, he's a baller, and he's a ninth cousin to Brad Pitt (which is pretty weird.) He's also achieved quite a bit, despite Congress being majority Republican. He's had to use executive orders...

Code Red Drills; Preparing Kids or Terrorizing Them?

January 18, 2017

Code reds are terrifying drills that evoke fear in students all around the country.  Hiding under desks and tables and hoping not to have a shooter walk into your classroom is quite horrifying, but the fear doubles when your teachers and administrators are training you to attack the intruder. Students...

Turned Into a Cow at School-Students Denied Rights

Turned Into a Cow at School-Students Denied Rights

Madison.C, Staff

December 15, 2016

You know what cows are? Indistinctive, farm animals that are doomed to be corralled by whatever figure asserts power over them. Their end is probably set to become a large, double-cheeseburger at McDonald's. Although the human race may view themselves superior to cows in every way possible, students...

What Would a 21st Century School Cafeteria Look Like?

What Would a 21st Century School Cafeteria Look Like?

Ryan McG, Staff Writer

September 27, 2016

Teens nowadays have options. We can watch whatever we want, when we want. We can listen to whatever we want, when we want. We can choose to either sit in a classroom or go virtual even. We can study traditional academics or we can opt for the E-Pathways route. Why then are we eating lunches in the cafeteria...

LMHS Students Get Exposed!

LMHS Students Get Exposed!

Jack L., Arts and Entertainment Editor

September 23, 2016

Throughout the years, children have been exposed to a multitude of things. My early years were filled with Blue’s Clues, Bear in the Big Blue House, Sesame Street, and many more classic shows that I’m sure the vast majority of Lake Mary was also exposed to. However, when we look at the youth today,...

Prom Dramatization

Prom Dramatization

Kirsten K., Campus Editor

March 29, 2016

It’s 7 A.M. on prom morning and somehow you’re already behind on getting ready.  While prom is supposed to be the best memory of your high school career, girls manage to make it their most stressful memory.  It’s the one night of the year that girls will go to drastic measures to insure that...

Nobody Knows Anything

Nobody Knows Anything

Jack L., A&E Editor

March 8, 2016

As a 16 year old high school student, I am not extremely politically aware. However I could tell you who our vice president is, when the Declaration of Independence was signed, and the number of people in the Senate. Unfortunately, people nowadays, of all ages, are lacking basic and fundamental knowledge...

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