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  • Why Obama Was a Great President
  • Parking Lot Etiquette 101
  • $100 parking passes? Or maybe a new parking lot?
  • The To-Do List: Freshman Edition
  • Kirsten’s Korner: Dang Girl, That’s a Fine Shoulder
  • Why Obama Was a Great President

    Why Obama Was a Great President

    Zoya M., Staff Writer

    January 18, 2017

        Obama may be one of the coolest presidents in the history of America. He's got awesome teeth, he's a baller, and he's a ninth cousin to Brad Pitt (which is pretty weird.) He's also achieved quite a bit, despite Congress being majority Republican. He's had to use executive orders m...

  • Parking Lot Etiquette 101

    Parking Lot Etiquette 101

    Avah M., Executive Editor

    September 28, 2016

    Let's face it: the parking lot brings out the worst in everyone. At 2:20,  it becomes a conundrum of road rage and inexperienced drivers in a hostile race to get home. But the reality of the student parking lot is that everyone has the same goal: to get out. So instead of cursing someone who has the...

  • $100 parking passes? Or maybe a new parking lot?

    $100 parking passes? Or maybe a new parking lot?

    Susana G., Opinion Editor

    September 27, 2016

    With almost 3000 students at Lake Mary high and nearly 800 parking spots it seems that we have a situation, a real situation. Every year we hear our school administration tell us "no parking pass= a towed car" and that is absolutely  fair when you have students paying $70 and not having a place to...

  • The To-Do List: Freshman Edition

    The To-Do List: Freshman Edition

    Avah M., Executive Editor

    September 23, 2016

    Freshman year offers once in a lifetime opportunities, many of which people are completely neglect. At first glance, freshman year can seem humiliating and pointless- it's a daunting task being the upperclassmen's muse. But in reality there's a silver lining to all of the comedic degradation, so why no...

  • Kirsten’s Korner: Dang Girl, That’s a Fine Shoulder

    Kirsten’s Korner: Dang Girl, That’s a Fine Shoulder

    Kirsten K., Campus Editor

    September 23, 2016

    Many schools claim to have dress codes in place to reduce “distractions” in the classroom.  They don’t want a kid’s graphic tee with a “leaf” to cause disruption at a certain time during the day nor do they want students focusing on how sexy an outfit is instead of what the teacher is saying. ...

Campus News

Underpaid, Overworked

Underpaid, Overworked

Lake Mary just recently went through the accreditation process which happens only every 5 years, and passed with flying colors. However, the students brought up to the team...

February 21

Historically Brilliant Teachers

Historically Brilliant Teachers

As part of our core classes, history and social studies often get a bad reputation for being boring. Why focus on the past when we’ve got the present? However, the LMHS...

January 23

Welcome to Tow Truck High

Welcome to Tow Truck High

If you haven’t been paying attention, administration has had it up to their heads with students parking illegally. Though announced throughout the entire first quarter and...

April 15

Pope Francis Grants Sainthood to Lake Mary High School Teacher

Pope Francis Grants Sainthood to Lake Mary High School Teacher

Yes, that’s right Rams you heard it first from the Rampage.  One of our teachers was just recently granted sainthood from Pope Francis himself.  Señora Gavilanes or should...

April 4

STD Season Is Upon Us

STD Season Is Upon Us

Knees sweaty, arms spaghetti-- it must be testing season. It’s the time of year when the halls of Lake Mary are plagued with excess stress, the media center is never open...

February 29

Ram Pride World Wide

Ram Pride World Wide

There will never be a clear answer as to if high school is better, or if college is better. The best way to find out is by talking to some former Rams, who were successful...

February 5

Starbucks Saves More Lives Than Project Grad.

Starbucks Saves More Lives Than Project Grad.

February 3

Cuffing Season

Cuffing Season

January 8

“You can’t be in our Group Message”

January 8

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Feature

Cuffing Season is Canceled

Cuffing Season is Canceled

With the holiday season coming and going, it’s noticeable how many relationships are doing the same. Statistics say that the months of December and January are the second...

January 27No Comments

What’s Aleppo?

What’s Aleppo?

Gary Johnson received a lot of flack for asking what “Aleppo” was and we all joined in on that bandwagon to make fun of him. However, how many of us actually know the...

January 18No Comments

Cuffing Season

Cuffing Season

Our generation has come up with this universal social contract/“getting to know you” phase of relationships that is actually some type of nerve raking torture. The “talking”...

January 8No Comments

School Lunches: Balancing Between Nutrition and Expenses

School Lunches: Balancing Between Nutrition and Expenses

Most students don’t know that our cafeteria is responsible for not only the meals they make for us, but for most of the other Seminole county schools as well. As a high...

January 13No Comments

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Opinion

Fighting Back in Code Reds?

Fighting Back in Code Reds?

Code reds are terrifying drills that evoke fear in students all around the country.  Hiding under desks and tables and hoping not to have a shooter walk into your classroom...

January 23No Comments

Mother Nature Officially Monetized

Mother Nature Officially Monetized

It was announced early this morning that Mother Nature finally accepted the terms of the contract with A Large Company. Billions of people worldwide are devastated that she gave i...

January 23No Comments

Code Red Drills; Preparing Kids or Terrorizing Them?

Code reds are terrifying drills that evoke fear in students all around the country.  Hiding under desks and tables and hoping not to have a shooter walk into your classroom...

January 18No Comments

Turned Into a Cow at School-Students Denied Rights

Turned Into a Cow at School-Students Denied Rights

You know what cows are? Indistinctive, farm animals that are doomed to be corralled by whatever figure asserts power over them. Their end is probably set to become a large,...

December 15No Comments

What Would a 21st Century School Cafeteria Look Like?

What Would a 21st Century School Cafeteria Look Like?

Teens nowadays have options. We can watch whatever we want, when we want. We can listen to whatever we want, when we want. We can choose to either sit in a classroom or go...

September 27No Comments

LMHS Students Get Exposed!

LMHS Students Get Exposed!

Throughout the years, children have been exposed to a multitude of things. My early years were filled with Blue’s Clues, Bear in the Big Blue House, Sesame Street, and many...

September 23No Comments

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The Independent Student Voice of LMHS.
The Independent Student Voice of LMHS.